Let's talk about sex toy texture for a minute, yes? Sometimes, flexibility is a wonderful thing. Who doesn't love a softy? Other times, only a stiff one will do. A very stiff one. JimmyJane's Cissus Glass Dildo, perhaps?

Featuring some serious sturdiness that'll warm to your/their body heat in a flash (or, you can pre-warm or cool it), this double-sided massager is as versatile as it is ridiculously pleasurable. As you've probably noticed, Cissus is also gorgeous, with a subtle diamond-patterned texture.

Whether you play with the sleek tapered side or the two swells opposite, the firm shape can be used as a precision penetrator for G-spot, A-spot, and P-spot stimulation or as an outer massager - whatever feels good for you or a partner.

Cissus is sturdy and durable in nonporous, hypoallergenic, shatterproof Pyrex glass; if you treat it right, it could last a lifetime. Warm water and mild soap will keep things squeaky clean before and after playtime, but you can also boil or bleach your glass toy. Store it carefully to avoid chipping or scratches. Cissus is safe to use with any favorite lubricant. Bonus: Thanks to the nonporous surface, you'll probably need less lube than usual.